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Women: Sex crazed or Just Misunderstood? A Special Investigation
As a man (I have a certificate to prove this fact) I often forget that woman have it pretty tough
in our modern society.
Pay inequality, bras, not understanding jokes, the glass ceiling, the inability to whistle, and
even (gulps) menstrual cycles are just some the everyday struggles that female women
have to cope with.
But there is another problem, an unspoken issue, that I wish to discuss today.
I am in fact talking about the sexual desires of the lady folks of today.
As a male man, I am easily pleased.
From the obvious boobs, bums or even just the slightest hint of flesh, any of the above are
enough to satisfy most blokes basic urges.
Just to know they exist is enough to calm my base animal instincts to be honest.
Throw up a picture of any of the millions upon millions of age appropriate females that
currently exist in the world and that will probably be enough to get me through my
darkest moments.
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| A very typical everyday lady woman. |
Women though, at least hetrosexual women, wish they had it half as
good.
A quick look around the world of celebrities and I have failed to find a single man who I
would deem anything higher than a 6.5 on the sexiness scale.
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| An above average man |
Seriously.
A quick bit of research on Facebook shows that most of the womenfolk on my time line
all (mistakenly) think that THIS bloke is
sexy...
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| Sexy? or just Greasy? |
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