tv ideas

In a world where shows such as Naked Attraction and Come Dine With Me are huge hits that draw in millions of mouth breathing viewers and even more millions in advertising revenues, I would like to pitch the following ideas for potential TV smach hits!

If any TV producers are reading this, you can e-mail your bids to admin@fitzsip.co.uk

Cheers

1) It Never Rains

A situation comedy starring Sue Pollard and Lenny Henry.

It never rains is a sitcom based on the day to day struggles of recovering alcoholic Mary (played by Pollard) and Harry Potter/Boon fanfic writer Dave (Henry) as two neighbours who never speak directly to each other due to a long running disagreement over a shared car parking space... that is until some Somali refugees move in across the road - with hilarious consequences.

*contains full frontal nudity and extreme violence.*

2) G.M.Foods

Live action docu-soap with part time celebrity survivalist Bear Grylls and homely bushcraft perv Ray Mears as they join forces to run an inner city cash and carry depot somewhere in the north.

3) ICU Laughing.

It's non stop laughs and giggles on the Intensive Care Unit as Tess Daly and Jack Dee present live reactions to test results and diagnoses of terminally ill patients at a dfifferent failing NHS hospital.

Each week a celebrity guest will perform a live operation to remove organs from one of the patients (with live phone ins from the public helping them along the way) to raise money for a donkey sanctuary.

Jo Brand has already agreed to perform laser eye surgery on an 85 year old war vetran for week one. 

These shows are expected to sell out fast, so come on TV execs, live life on the edge and buy these shows today!