The Upside Down

It appears that the world we inhabit is not, in fact, the real world.

For many years (since the first Matrix film came out) idiots across the globe have been harping on about how we live in a simulated world run by lizard people from another dimension etc etc...

You know the sort I mean.

David Icke and that tin foil hat wearing crew.

Idiots the lot of them.

At least, that is what I would have said until very recently.

I have, by my own reasoning, come to the conclusion that this world, this living nightmare we call life, is not the real world but is actually a random generated simulation created by a maniac who has since forgotten to turn us off and has left the program to run its algorithm past the point of infinity.

Where is my proof?

I have none.

But look around you and see what’s going on.

For over 12 months many famous names have been popping their collective clogs and are dead.

This was bad enough.

But then Donald Trump became President of the USA.

That was weird....

Then this week we had the UK elections in which nobody won but nobody can claim and out and out victory.

Labour gained seats but not enough to even share power with another political party and the Conservatives lost a huge majority and even though they won Mrs May might loose her job that she got by not being elected even though now she HAS been elected to do the job it looks like nobody wants her to do it.

None of which makes any sense but is the whole truth.

Whichever way you look at things, we are in a right pickle and no mistake.

With a weakened government getting ready to discuss the BREXIT negotiations

it appears that the world we inhabit is not, in fact, the real world, but is in some strange and terrible format - a total shit show - which I believe is the technical term.

And so it is serendipitous that I shall be here to put right the wrongs of this world.

I can’t do it alone though.

I need your help to spread the word.

To share my Gospel, if you will, until one day, every man woman and child will appreciate my mind for what it is….. THE TRUTH

If you have a problem,

If nobody else can help....

Maybe you can hire... THE A-TEAM.... no.. me.... hire me!

Tell me your strange and unusal problem and I will solve it, right here.

You will also get some free publicity aimed at both of my followers, so it's a win win!