the spam challenge

Mar 19, 2017

The world is in a terrible mess.

With mad despots in charge of nuclear weapons, wars and spies mucking about all over the place.

There are threats of economic meltdowns every day of the week and nobody knows what to do about it.

Once upon a time the community known as Preppers were scoffed and laughed at, but now more than ever, more and more people are turning to the ways of the tin foil hat brigade.

These loonies are fast becoming the go-to guys and girls who seem to a little less bonkers and little more savvy when it comes to looking at the madness of the world.

I have taken on one or two of their habits and am restocking my shelves with long life products just incase we face TEOTWAWKI or if one day we wake up and find the SHTF and you have to grab your BOB and head off into the woods.....

They love their acyronyms those preppers.

With this in mind, I have decided to live life on the edge.

To this end I shall endeavour upon a quest of great magnitude, daring and wit.

For I, Fitzsip, Shall be attempting to stock as many tins of Spam in my cupboard as I can before Mrs F goes balistic.

How many tins will I manage to hoard?

5?

15?

100?

Nobody knows, but feel free to have a guess.

Once I get an almighty bollocking I will count up the total and the nearest correct guess will win a tin of Spam of their very own.

[just a shit ton of spam]

**Please note that this competition is in no way sponsored or affiliated with the makers of Spam.**