the return of henry hut

You may not know who I am, or what I do.... but the truth will reveal itself for I am HENRY HUT - TRUTH WIZARD!

"THEY" say you can't keep a good man down.

"THEY" are also listening in to all my calls and read my emails but I won't let them stop me from revealing the truth!

Back from the wilderness I have returned with a brand new expose of the upmost importance.

If you lived through, or have heard of, the 70's and 80's you will no doubt have heard the urban legend of the Scooby Doo Gang.

This collective of high school dropouts spent theirs days roaming across the USA solving crimes, revealing bad guys and shopping in evil funfair caretakers and sadistic lighthouse keepers.

Amazing tales I'm sure you will agree, but the real truth is much more disturbing than you can imagine.

It became very clear to me that the Scooby Doo gang are nothing more than thugs and criminals.

The fact they just so happen to uncover THAT many dodgy people week after week is nothing more than astonishing if not statistically improbable to say the least.

Lets take a closer look at the members in detail.

Daphne Blake - the daughter of an incredibly rich family Daphne fell into a bad crowd at high school and quickly got into drugs and prostitution.
Her pimp, Freddie, encourages her to pick locks and steal from wealthy "tricks" whilst also keeping Shaggy in his place by letting him "look but never tough"

Freddie - real name Fred Smith (smith?!! really!!!) a well turned out and polite gent (often seen wearing an orange neckerchief (to those who do not know him, but those who do - behind the sences would tell you a lot about this sexist misogynistic pimp and bully.)

Never letting Daphne out of his sight for one second this self procliamed leader of the pack was a sexual predator who was not above releasing his sorrid sexual fantasies upon his female follwers including Velma.

VELMA DINKLEY - the true brains of the operation, Velma was often seen wearing an orange cheerleaders outfit (thanks to Freds perversions - his ornage neckerchief was a ripped aprt of Velmas kit he wore to let her know she belonged to him) but never showed any prowess in the sport.

She was, however, well known for being clever. Clever enough to cook up a collection of narcotics and highly addictive opiods to keep the gang in place and ensure a ready cash flow.

Shaggy - real name Norville Rogers - a 55 years old who was mainly used by the Scooby Doo Gang to rob houses and shop lift, amongst other crimes, to keep the gang with a cash flow.

First brought into the gang after becoming embroiled into one of Daphnes late night turns as a hooker, the name "Shaggy" stuck due to his high sex drive which is kept in check by doping his food with canince tranquilizers known as "Scooby snacks"

Shaggy had a dog called Scooby who was not only the mascot of the group but also the gangs guard dog and actual drugs mule.

Many times the gang had to hide condoms full of drugs up Scoobys bum in order to hide them from and local sherriff looking to catch the gang out.

Over time Scooby's anal sphincter pererated and using cheap condons that had a habit of splitting, poor Scooby became addicted to the same highly potent drugs made by Velma.

This gang of criminals would rtravel across the states claiming to solve crimes when actually they were hold up in abandonded fun fairs or piers allowing privacy for Velma to cook up meth and for Daphne to pick up tricks whilst Shaggy did a bit of robbing.

When the police seemed to be getting close to finding out just who they were the Gang would kidnap one of Daphnes punters and set them up to be guilty of any number of financially appropriate crimes they had already commited in the area.

The real injustice of this scam was that they Scooby Doo Gang were often paid a healthy reward for their endeavours before moving onto the next town.

It is thought that this naferious group are still active along coastal towns.

I've been Henry Hut - Truth Wizard.

You have been truthed into opening your eyes!