bungle conspiracy

To kick off my new found obsession of linking everything into one big conspiracy (because I have nothing better to do with my time), we are starting at the top with a doozy!

Brace yourselves folks…..

Donald Trump played the role of Bungle in Rainbow.

Before you laugh this off as the moronic ramblings of an idiot (which it is) let’s look at some points of interest here.

In the 20 years that the TV show Rainbow was on air, at no point did any of the other characters agree to any of Bungles' ideas or proposals.

Think back to your childhood memories of Rainbow.

Zippy, George, Geoffrey and that gang banging troi Rod Jane and Freddie. Not one of them ever paid any attention to the man in the bear suit.

Whenever Bungle said the gang should do something, or try a different way of trying anything fun, they all, in turn, told him to sod off in a child friendly way.

Whenever there was a scene of the puppets in bed, Bungle was always loitering in the corner, or it was suggested that he had his own room and was therefore not allowed in the same room as that pink hippo or the orange ...um… thing with a zip for a mouth.

It really was a n odd show...

And it must have hurt deep inside for a main character of Rainbow to be dismissed on a regular basis.

For the actor who had to spend all day inside that big heavy bear suit, the heat must have driven him quite mad.

Fast forward another 25 years and that pain manifests itself in the only way it can.

The bloke who played Bungle becomes the president of the United States of America.

That’s right folks - I am stating that Bungle was played by a young(er) Donald Trump.

Here are some facts to back up my claim:

They are both the same height. (or thereabouts)

They are both right handed! (I think)

Neither are actually liked by their counterparts. (Bungle was ignored, Trump is mocked on a regular basis by other world leaders and the press etc..)

Bungle and Trump score the same points in Scrabble (if landing on the correct double letter score)

Four facts right there that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Donald J Trump was the man in the suit if Bungle.

There will be those who say that my points are weak and ill thought out, but to them I would say “Yea? That’s what THEY want you to think! You are a sheep and need to wake up man!”

And you can’t really argue with counterpoints like that.