The world it seems
is in a right old state
There’s wars and weather
and political mistakes.
Fake news and hacking
from foreign powers
The world it seems
is run by cowards.
The cost of electric
is set to rise.
And it’s getting harder to know
who are the good guys.
The weather is shit,
It’s wet and cold
And my back is knackered -
God, I’m getting old.
We’re only in February
and my boiler is broken
Which why my toes
And feet are frozen.
The world’s gone to shit
Is this another sign
That the human race
Has run out of time?
Bombs are still dropping
and we’re living on the edge
‘Cos shops have run out
of fruit and veg.
I guess the only thing to do
If you really want try
Is put your head between your legs
And kiss your arse goodbye.