1)
Quietly Watching Eagles Raise Their Young, Uniformed Individuals Openly Parade.
All Soliders Despise Firing Guns However, Jihadists Kill Lethargic Zebras.
Xenomorphs Crave Venison - Burnt, Never Moist.
2)
Queens Will Eat Round Toasted Yellow Unicorn Intestines Overtly.
Polite Accountants Search Drawers For Green Highlighters.
Juxtaposing Knights Luagh - Zing!
Xerox Copies Vary Because Nothing Matters.
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