poetry corner

Apr 30, 2017

Here is some poetry I wrote earlier in the week during a mad 15 minutes of inspiratation.

Enjoy.

UNDERARM SWEAT

If you get

underarm sweat

It’s a pretty good bet

It’ll ruin your day.

It’s always a pain

When you see a pit stain

But don’t complain

Use a roll on or spray.

DIRTY GLASSES

Sometimes my glasses get mucky

With grease or dust or smears.

And then everything looks a bit smudgy

Like i’ve had one too many beers.

CLOTHES

I don’t like to walk around nude

It’s unprofessional and a little bit rude.

It can also be dangerous

Especially if you’re famous

Because a video could end up on you tube.

NUMBERS

There are too many numbers

Not that anyone asked me

But do we really a number called

8083?

We need numbers 1 all they way to 99

Nothing wrong with them, I think those are fine,

But the rest are superfluous and take too much time (to count to).