nemesis on toast

Jan 29, 2017

Monday, this week, and so called Scientists declare that the humble piece of toast is now a death machine - a ticking time bomb waiting to obliterate each and every one of us from the inside like a tsunami of evil.

Back in 2011 (on another blog) I wrote about how Toast would be the perfect weapon to stop all war.   

Saving the World in 998 words (dated 2011)

It was a full proof plan than was cost effective, efficient and logistically possible.

The only problem was that the powers that be don't like plans and solutions that do not allow for the opportunity to make a quick few bucks on the side.

Upon hearing about my theories on toast, these same "powers" have tried to dismiss my solutions for a better mankind with these wishy washy tales of cancerous crusts, little do they realise that I am infact back in action - more powerful than ever and with a determination to out these ner-do-well's and stop them in their tracks.

I am the hero of this story and the secretive manipulators who are stunting the destiny of mankind shall be thwarted once and for all...

... I just need to sort out this ingrowing toe nail. (it really stings!)