welcome back to the 90s
This decade really is rubbish.
For so many reasons.
Firstly: what is it even
called? We used to have the 60’s and the 40’s but what is the decade 2010-2019 supposed to be called?
We can’t call it the teens
because that only includes those years from 2013-to 2019. It misses out a whole 20% of the decade.
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The only solution I can work
out is calling it the onesies.
That is just not acceptable in
my book.
And so (again), I have created
the perfect solution.
Let’s rename this decade the
90’s.
It makes sense if you think
about it.
None of us will be around by
the time the 2090’s happen so we won’t get confused and we can still call the 1990’s the 1990’s, because that was when it was.
Taking it one step further we
can emulate the 1990’s and rework the best that decade had to offer.
Straight away, there weren’t as
many fat kids in the 1990’s so we can have that which would solve the child obesity problem overnight.
Paedophiles were almost unheard
of back then so that’s okay, and most TV presenters were not yet ponces so we could still have Fred the Weatherman and Rolf's animal slaughter house LIVE.
Things were cheaper and we
would like things to be cheaper.
I’m sure I remember the days
were longer and sunnier 20 years ago and the music was better too.
Sure, we had shell suits at the
beginning of the 1990’s but seeing as how we are now half way through 2017 we can just ignore that. As well as most of the electro- euro-pop.
This paves the way for more
Indi rock and less Adele and Ed Sheran. Result.
The more I think of it, the
better this idea gets.
In a few years we might get
news reports of a millennium bug, but because it is not really the 90’s we will know it’s just a load of toss and get on with things as normal and look forward to the 20’s.
George Peppard would still be
alive and if they make another a-team movie he could be in it as well as the others which would be nice.
Best of all we could get rid of
the Jeremy Kyle show and have Dales’ Supermarket sweep back on the box.
There simply isn’t a down side
to this idea.
TV was better. Because there
was less of it. There were less things to have on as repeats so ...um... yea?
anyway...
The point is, people are
moaning about all sorts of silly things. Things that are out of their control and in most cases beyond their comprehension.
There was nothing to moan about
in the 1990's. Missing last nights episode of Brookside was about it.
Meeting up required planning
and dedication not a tweet or a poke online.
Things got done. There was no
such things as EVIL or rain.
EVERYTHING WAS
WONDERFUL!!!!!!
Now that this is understood we
can go back to being younger and fitter and not knackered and old.
For a while
anyway.
Come on guys. Lets make this
happen.
If not us - Then
Who?!
Once again you are all very
welcome for me making this world a better place.
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