greatest jokes never told

The aim of this site is to help you mere mortals gain a foot on the ladder to success.

This can be done in many ways, but one of the best ways to get ahead in life is to make people laugh.

If you ever find yourself in the company of your betters and have nothing to say, try one these cracking ice breakers.

If you do try them, write in and let me know how quickly you got that sale/promotion/special somebody you have had your eye on.

As always, you are all very welcome:

Whats the difference between a wheelbarrow and a lesbian?

One is a single wheeled tool for carrying heavy loads and the other is a human being. (obvious really, shouldn’t have to explain it to you)

How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb.

One, they’d use a ladder if it was high up, like most people would I assume.

Did you hear the one about the one armed fisherman?

Just google it. All the news is on line these days.

What did one ameba say to the other ameba?

Nothing, ameba are incapable of complicated verbal speech in any form that we as humans would recognise.