Seven long years ago I first began typing words on the internet with the purpose of making the world a better place.
That original blog exists somewhere, hidden amongst the millions of cat videos memes and accusations of infedelity sits my thoughts and ideas of old.
If you look hard enough behind the news reports of wars, famines, social injustice, hatred, nationalism, idiology, religious intolerance, cruelty, fake news and propoganda you might just stumble across tiny ideas of freedom, prosperity and offerings of a slight nudge towards a better tomorrow.... all mixed in with stories of stolen bins, stupid dogs and strange conversations with the Welsh.
Alas, it appears that all my previous attempts at gentley pushing humanity to better itself have gone unheeded.
But that is not going to stop me.
Oh no.
As the one year anniversary of this site rolls nearer I fell that the world needs me more than ever.
No longer can I justify allowing idiots and morons to continue their parade of idiocy without standing and saying "No More!"
Never again will hatred be allowed to control the journey of everyday people who just want to get on with stuff.
"No More!"
I promise nothing short of full and frank exposure of professional dickheads and hold them all accountable for their actions
And so, as the year 2017 draws ever closer to it inevitable cold demise, I aim to formulate a plan so crazy, so bombastic and so
incredible that even the upcoming 10th year of Jeremy Beadles death can not stop my plans for world domination... peace.
Hear my words (or read them...) I shall not be defeated.
The World Will Be Mine!!