Bedroom Antics

"I don't think I can do this." Said Harry nervousness tightening his throat. "It's really not my cup of tea." He grumbled.

Valerie gave him a cold stern look, in that way she always did.

Stood on either side of the bed, her hands placed firmly on hips, Val offered Harry a raised eyebrow and said "You said we would do this together, You won't know if you never try..."

Harrys shoulders sagged and he nodded in subdued surrender.

"It's all going to end in tears." He moaned to himself.

"Just follow my lead." Said Val as she bent over the bed. "...and do as you're told!"

Hary took a deep breath. He could never be described as an Alpha male and today was not going to be a day to start new trends. But he always wanted to please his wife and he knew his place at the very least.

"I'm getting cramp!" He yelped.

"Don't be silly." Growled Valerie, who was already getting fed up with her husbands clumsy so called technique.

"Shall I grab of this?" He offered helpfully.

"FINGERTIPS Harry - FINGERTIPS!"

This not going well at all.

"Be Gentle with that...." Came a bark from somewhere behind him.

Harry lost his grip and fumbled blindly underneath the duvet.

His muffled apologies could be heard far below in the darkness, but Val simply shook her head in disappointment at her husbands miserable efforts.

"Honestly Harry, it's not difficult y'know."

Elbows shuffled and cheeks turned red as they both writhed and wriggled around the bed.

"I think my legs are going to give way...." Shrieked Harry.

"For goodnesss skae Harry." Val sighed. " Just grab the hold of the teasts and give them a good pull." She ordered.

Harry's eyes nearly popped out of his head, but he followed orderes and gave it his all.

Val leaned back and said "You know I normall have to do this on my own."

Harty flopped down on the ed, sweat dripping from his brow, stining his eyes a bit.

And then it was all over.

"See?" Said Val. "It wasn't that bad was it?"

"No dear..." Harry replied through wheezing gasps. " I never thought changed the bed sheets could be so exhausting."

And with the household chores done, Valerie and Harry went down stairs and enjoyed a well earned a cup of tea and a plate of custard cream biscuits.

The End.